Alright, so this is another one of those "I'm a terrible person for never updating"-posts, but fffffff...

Anyway, I was meant to go to a meeting today, but yeah, that's most likely not gonna happen, as it seems I'm coming down with something and am feeling like piss at the moment (really, the only reason I'm up this early is because I set my alarm to it). I'm hot and cold at the same time, while feeling perfectly fine one second, just to feel miserable and sick to my stomach the next. Of course, being a huuuuuuuge hypochondriac, this immediatly sets off alarms in my head. But being intelligent enough to know those feelings are (most likely, at least... maybe I am ignoring cancer...?) nothing but the panicky thoughts of a hypochondriac, I tend to ignore them.

Sooo... updates... I know.

I'm a bad person... or something. It seems nothing I draw comes out the way I want it to at the moment, but I'll try - like, really try - to get something up, no matter how stupid an miniscule. Wait... all my art is stupid and... dammit.

"I am LordNaraku, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This, we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember - victory is life."

//Sarah

--> Commander Sarah commands you!!! <--
~CommanderSarah is my second account, made exclusively for my Star Trek works, which will not be posted here at all, because I doubt my watchers have any interest in it.

--> The Not-So-Banned Siblings <--
~TheBannedSiblings is me and ~johannalaforge's attempt at giving Naruto fans even more braindamage than I could ever hope to alone.

--> About requests <--
Requests are open for anyone, as long as you keep in mind that it might take a while for me to get them done, as I have quite a lot to do already. Please note that I don't do kissing scenes because I fail at them. If you have a request, send it in a Note, because comments may be overlooked, notes will not! Also, if your request is not fanart related, supply me with proper reference pics, because I'm not too keen on disappointing people because I went out of hand and made their character look like something completely different.
I currently have 3 styles I work with (and from time to time, I tend to steal the Family Guy style, so I guess it's alright to ask for pics in that style too...) being;
- My normal, chibi style (like this - [link] - used in most, if not all, of my comics)
- My suspicious chibi style (like this - [link] and [link])
And finally;
- My experimental, at least slightly more serious style (like this - [link] - or even this - [link]) There are no guarantees with this style, though, because I'm still working out the problems I'm having with it.
I do indeed draw hentai, but I don't take hentai requests. Sorry people, maybe some other time. Also note that there are no guarantees. Some pics may turn out fail, and some may not turn out at all. Because I fail.

--> Watch these, bitch! <--
[link] [link] -- Credit to ~johannalaforge for making these awesome videos.

--> Insanity in Progress <--
My blog, if you are interested in more of me ranting about things that don't matter: [link]
Is now updated at least somewhat more frequently, but is still just about random crap that doesn't matter!

--> Detachments and Minions <--

Split Personality...


Siamese Deformity...
<-- A joint effort between myself and my sister.

Bestest Friends...
<-- I <3 yooo
<-- Onöda

Bound to by Infected Blood...
--- <- Zee friends of mah sistah

Former Guildmates:


Clubs...